May 2012
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It’s been, what, 12 hrs since the game and Christina texts me, “If I can get tickets, are you in?”
Uh, yes, yes I am.
Slut” is how we vilify a woman for exercising her right to say “yes”....
– (via mechanicaleternity)
Pretty sure I’ve posted this before, but I couldn’t resist.
(via staceyjeanmachine)
The Devils are you going to the finals. No big deal. Just playing for the Stanley Cup.
Insert appropriate gif of fucking ecstatic.
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“You claim to be the happiest place on Earth. Just so you know, I am NOT the happiest I’ve ever been right now!!”
- My sister, on the phone with the Newsies ticket office trying to switch our tickets to the ~correct~ date, after getting the date wrong. Twice.
Cory just got my mom to give up her secret to the perfect bloody Mary: Taco Bell fire sauce.
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I hope you find music there that makes you feel something. When all is said and...
– Andrew McMahon (via aylakays)
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I like how the Coyotes are having a white-out when the visiting jerseys are white. I thought they were playing in LA for the first period.
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I just learned the REAL rules to Hearts and now everything makes sense.
I saw Titanic in 3D today and I wept for three reasons.
1. There was a preview for a Katy Perry documentary movie.
2. There was NOT a preview for Harry Potter because they finished them and it STILL HURTS.
3. I saw fucking Titanic.
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Siri calls my boss “Blonde Rock Goddess.”
They are playing Bigger Boys and Stolen Sweethearts at the Javits right now omg
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I went to the Devils game last night, had a few too many beers, got home a few hours too late, and now I am 7 hours into my workday and these last 3 hours are destroying me.
Someone bring me a burrito.